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Namazon ki Roti,ibadat ka achaar ,Tube light .., 151 character

Namazon ki Roti,ibadat ka achaar ,

Tube light ki kiranian,Nawafil ki bahaar,

Lunch ki dushmani Aur pakoron ka pyaaar,

Mubarak ho APPKo RAMZAN.

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Bismillah ki barkat basmillah shareef 786 bar.., 272 character

Bismillah ki barkat
basmillah shareef 786 bar padhein awal akhir 11 ‘11 bar darood
shareef padhein aur yeh wazeefa kisi bhi makhsoos time main
yan bad az Namaz–e-Esha padh kar apne jaiz maqsad k liye Dua
karein to inshalla talah qabool ho ghe Bawazu hona naik amal hai.

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Police-Tumhara dost kese mara Sardar-Pata nah.., 137 character

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or H.., 147 character

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

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Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!Dady- Bat.., 153 character

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.

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Nahi to ho jayegaKya?Arre wahi jis se hum dar.., 143 character

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Attendence..PappuYes SirBabluYes SirTinkuYes .., 160 character

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid ki.., 170 character

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,t.., 666 character

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Aik ameer larki ko shool main garib khandaan pe “ESSAY” likhne ko kaha gaya,
Essay:
Aik garib khandan tha,Baap garib,maa garib,bachay garib,
Khandan main 4 naukar thay,Woh bhi gareeb,Car bhi tutti hui “BMW” thi..Unka garib driver bachon ko ussi tutti car main school chor k aata tha.
Bachon k paas purane “N95” Mobile thay..Bache hafte main 4 bar hi chicken khatay thay..
Ghar main sirf 4 2nd hand A/C thay..Sara khandaan bari mushkil se aish karaha tha!

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Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?Sa.., 160 character

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

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