Tarapne pe mere na
Phir tum haso ge
Kabhi dil kisi se
Laga kar toh dekho
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Jo madad karne se pehle duniya
Bhar ke galiya dete hai 😛 😉
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When someone says:
Yaar baat paison ki nai hai
Toh yaqeen karo
Baat paison ke hee hote hai 😉
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Pata nai kiyo jab mein
office ke liye late hota hoon toh
Poori kaynath mujhe aur late karne ke saazish
mein jooth jati hai 😉 😀
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Hum tumhein muft mein jo mile hai
Qaadar na karna haq hai tumhara
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A girl was singing mareez e ishq hon me karde dawa
hath rakhde tu dil per zara
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Maine hath rakh dia toh sali ne mare gaal per hath rakh dia 😛 😉
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Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata rahe
Usay Kehte hai Hus Mukh
Aur jis ka hasna muskharna pura bund ho jaye
Usay kehte hai Hus Band 😉 😀
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Life is so much funnier
When you have a dirty mind 😉
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Kuch bhi kaho but yeh
Jo chasmish larkiyan hote hai with nose ring,
Jaan le lete hai 😉 :*
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Aashiq nai hote kuch hamare
Jese bhi hoty hain jo dopaher
main he 5 ghanty so lety hain. 😛
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