Jhuta tha wo dost
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,
Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko jaan kehta hai
Aur maango to gaaliya deta hai 😉
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Larka: Jee abu ke sath hota ho
Rishte Wale: Tumhare abu kia kerte hai?
Larka: Abu farig hote hai 😉 😀
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Pakistani aunties after whole day
of gheebat ends saying
choro hamain kiya 😛 😉
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Karachi Say Lahore: First day collection 14 crores
Bajrangi BhaiJaan: First day collection 16 crores
Punjab University Lahore: First day supplementary
Fee collection 19 crores 😉
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Woh purani filmon wale baap
Humein kiyo nai milte jo bolte the
Ye raha Blank Cheque aur dafa ho jao
Mere beti ke zindagi se 😉 😛
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Employee: Hello Boss, Daku ne pakar liya hai
Dono haath kaat diye hai,
Ankhe phor de, Kidney nikal li
Boss: Dekh le, Ho sake toh a ja 😛
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Ayyan Ali ne Jamiya Karachi mein finance ke students ko lecture diya
Agly week Sunny Leone parde ke importance per lecture de ge 😛
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MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai
Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo
nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun
jata hai 😛 😉
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Sas: Aj mere beti itne khamosh kiyo hai?
Damad: Kuch nai !! light gye hoe the
Us ne lipstick mangi
mein ne elfy da de
Shyd ise baad per naraz hai 😛
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Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhse
one wheeling kerwate rahenge 😛 😉
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