Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata rahe
Usay Kehte hai Hus Mukh
Aur jis ka hasna muskharna pura bund ho jaye
Usay kehte hai Hus Band 😉 😀
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Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.
Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛
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Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed mein nai chala rahe the?
Admi: Sir me apni biwi ko lene susral ja raha tha
Judge: Thats all, case dismissed 😛 😉
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Doctor ne mareez ke memory wash ker de
aur pocha: Kuch yaad a raha hai?
mareez: sirf biwi ka name.
Doctor: sab kuch format ho gya magar virus nai gaya 😛 😉
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Dost: Biwi se larye Solve hoe kiya?
Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas
Dost: kya baat kar raha hai
Husband: aur nahi to kya
Dost: Fir Kya Boli?
Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se bahir aa jao,
Ab Nahi Maarungi
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Doctor: apke shohar ko complete bed rest ke zarort hai
Ye nend ke goliya rakh le
Biwi: ye me unhe kis time do?
Doctor: Ye ap ne khani hai 😉 😛
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Sohar: Begum tum jante ho humare sitare mil ge
warna mere to shadi se pehle 20 larkiyo se dosti the
Begum: Jee humare sitare ni bulke adat be milti hai 😉
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Na hawas us ke jism ke
Na shoq uski lazzat ka
Bin matlabi sa banda hun
Uski sadgi per marta hon
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Biwi Ne Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha.
Phonebook Main Ladkiyon Ke Numbers
Kuch Is Tarah Save The:
Padosan Ki Bachi
New Bachi
Purani Bachi
Samne Wali Bachi
Uper Wali Bachi
College Wali Bachi
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Ye Dekh Kar Biwi Excited Ho Gayi Ke
Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Ho Ga?
Biwi Ne Apna Number Dial Kiya To
Screen Pe Likha Hua Tha
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Pagal Ki Bachi 😛 😉
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Husband: Behn sae.
Wife: Behn Se Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kya Zarorat hai?
Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy.
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