Pata nai kiyo jab mein
office ke liye late hota hoon toh
Poori kaynath mujhe aur late karne ke saazish
mein jooth jati hai 😉 😀
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Mujh Potateos Fever chaye
Shopkeeper: Ye potatoes fever kia hota hai?
Meera: You literacy people iska matlab hota hai
Aalo Bukhara 😉
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Watching a drama with mom
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: OMG Yes
Me: *Smiles* Mom sees
Mom: Tujhay konsi maa yaad aa gaye?? 😛
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Kash !! Sooraj ki bhi biwi hote
kam se kam use thora control main toh rakhti 😛 😉
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Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko kiyo roka hai?
Girl: Mera mascara kharab ho gaya hai?
Traffic police: nai
Girl: Moti lag rahe hon?
Traffic police: nai
Girl: Mere sath selfie lena hai?
Traffic police: Jao behenji, aap jao galti ho gye rokh ker 😛
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Judge: Tumhare theek Umar kia hai?
Yaad rakho tum ne oath la rakha hai
Ab tum jhoot nai bhol sakti
Aurat: 21 Saal aur kuch mahaine
Judge: Kuch month se tumhara kia mean hai
Aurat: Janab !! 200 month 😛 😉
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Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
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Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi 😛
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Girl: Main itni Hot hoon
Tu hath lagayega to jal jayega
Boy: Really? Plz yahan aaja,
aaj kitchen mei cylinder khatam ho gaya hai 😉
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Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka
jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h
Tabhi Ali ne apna bag bahar phenk diya
Teacher: woh bag kisne phenka
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Ali: maine, aur ab mai ghar ja raha hu 😛 😉
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dusron ke kaam aaye
Student: Lekin exam ke waqt na toh
aap kud insan banti hain aur,
Na dusron ko insaan banne deti hain 😉
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