Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher
ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara
peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye
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Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata
Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas
sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.
Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh
awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga
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Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,
Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to
main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon
jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.
2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,
Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai. 😉 😀
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Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?
Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy
Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?
Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.
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Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai
Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.
Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?
Begum: Naswar ke kofte 😛 😉
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Pathan to Doctor
Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita
Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai
Pathan: Phone krty waqt
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1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha
Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai
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Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.
Pathan sharmate hoe:
Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.
Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye.
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Pathan ne 25rupay liye,
Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,
Or
Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.
Bivi: Ye kia kiya?
Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,
Or
Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.
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1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla
Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,
Pathan Bola,
Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye
Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo
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