eid ul azha sms Urdu page 1

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Eid ul Azha is that time of yearWhere Pakista.., 132 character

Eid ul Azha is that time of year

Where Pakistanis can eat beef and mutton

actually knowing that they are goats and cows 😛 😀

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Musarraton muskarahton deed ka din hyGellay b.., 151 character

Musarraton muskarahton deed ka din hy

Gellay bhulaen, dilon ko saaf ab kar laen

Ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy

Bakra EID MUBARIK

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Tuje Sochna Meri Chand Raat Or Tuje Dekhna Me.., 81 character

Tuje Sochna Meri Chand Raat Or

Tuje Dekhna Meri Eid Hai

Bakra Eid Mubarak

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oye janwar . . . . . . . . Lay aye aap qurban.., 59 character

oye janwar
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Lay aye aap qurbani k liye 😉

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Faraz Arz krte hain.Itna tou hamain b check k.., 124 character

Faraz Arz krte hain.

Itna tou hamain b check krna ata h faraz

k bAkra ando h ya khasi

happy bAkra eid in advance 😉

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Bakray walaYe 20000Ye 10000Ye5000 orWo wala s.., 178 character

Bakray wala

Ye 20000

Ye 10000

Ye5000 or

Wo wala sirf 500

Gahak: 500 ka kyu hai?

Bakray wala: Saab ye China ka hai

koi garanntee nai ghar ja k bhonkna shru kar de

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Customer: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?Salesman: 500.., 165 character

Customer: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?

Salesman: 500 Rs.

Customer: Itna sasta

Salesman: China ka hai….Koi gurantee nahi,

ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de

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Memon: Yeh bakra kitne ka hai?Aadmi: 38,000 K.., 116 character

Memon: Yeh bakra kitne ka hai?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Memon heran ho kr:
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Touch screen wala he kya..?

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Es se Pehle ke Rehman Malik ka Dimaagh phir G.., 159 character

Es se Pehle ke Rehman Malik ka Dimaagh phir Ghoom Jaaye

or Mobile Service Ek bar phir Band ho jaye,

Apko or apki Family ko Jaldi say

BAKRA EiD Mubarik

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