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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi.. Sab log use ‘.., 185 character

1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi..
Sab log use ‘Radhe Shyam’ kehte the,

Batao kyun..??
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Kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,
faltu dimag mat lagaya karo.

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Nahi plz niche mat dabao

Kuch ho jayega.., 161 character

Nahi plz niche mat dabao

Kuch ho jayega

Plz dekho mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna ho jayega

Plz mat dabao

Aaaah uffff..

Dekha ho gaya na sms khatam.

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Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

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Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

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Answer: ‘W’

It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ‘W’

Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally…

Believe it or not

** WIFE **

and the most dangerous question coming from W (wife) .

Woh kaun thi ??

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Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi th.., 396 character

Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Kisse sunati rahi,
Ke, Achanak Jija ne puchha:
Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum dono miyan biwi ki tarah guzaaren.

Sali sharmate hue boli:
Ji, jaise aap ki marzi.

Jija: To chalo phir apni..

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.

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Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se?
Impossible…

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Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aapki girlfri.., 256 character

Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aapki girlfriend ya boyfriend ho..

Pyar ka matlab ye hota hain..

ki koi special ho jiski tasveer aap apne dil aur dimaag mein bana sake,

Aur phir..

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Aur phir

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De Mutth..
De Mutth..
De Mutth..

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Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak ch.., 565 character

Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak chutkula..
Romantic moment..
Beach par newly married joda udaas baitha tha.

Ladke ne us Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi..
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi

Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rahi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu nikal gaye.

Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bata do nhi to main jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon ke saath Rait Par Likha
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Paad Maar rahi thi TATTI Nikal aai.

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Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

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Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

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otherwise she will become MOMsoon..

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KICK ke bad.. Salman Khan ki upcoming Movie...., 77 character

KICK ke bad..
Salman Khan ki upcoming Movie..

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SELFSTART

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Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori ha.., 253 character

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.

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Women can wear all Men’s items like T-s.., 209 character

Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt, pant, jeans, lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!

Guess what?

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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly.
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!

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