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How to impress kachre wali bai???? . . . . . .., 115 character

How to impress kachre wali bai????
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Isme bhi intrested ho. Kasam se yaar, hadd ho gayi!!

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Do u know..? Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na kh.., 182 character

Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!

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Unki gali se gujre, to unka chaubara nazar aa.., 155 character

Unki gali se gujre, to unka chaubara nazar aaya.

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Wah.. wah..

Uska baap bahar aa ke bola..
gand faad dunga BOSS DK jo dobara nazar aaya.

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Thought For The Day . . . . . . . . . . . . ..., 132 character

Thought For The Day
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Don’t depend on my thoughts always,
Try to think on your own sometimes..

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

Papa: Kyu ?

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Boy : Kick nahi mili..

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Ekdum latest: If you steal another Woman̵.., 145 character

Ekdum latest:
If you steal another Woman’s Husband, it is Rude 

But 

if you steal her Maid…

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it is UNFORGIVABLE.

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Agar english aati hai to.. Fast padhkar dikah.., 164 character

Agar english aati hai to..
Fast padhkar dikaho

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They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha..
Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!!
Aage jao..

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Ultimate.. Mukesh ambani: Agar me subha apni .., 194 character

Ultimate..
Mukesh ambani: Agar me subha apni car me niklu toh
mein raat tak apni aadhi property bhi ni ghum sakta..

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Banta: Hamare pass bhi thi aisi khatara car..
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OLX pe bech di..!!

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Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaat.., 255 character

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.

aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai

Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???

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Socho..

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Socho..

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Nahi pata..

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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
& Ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai..!!

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