Punjabi SMS page 6

140 char,    160 char,    All length

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai.., 140 character

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.

Copy Text       

Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya ka.., 194 character

Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.

Copy Text       

Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? Wife k.., 144 character

Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!

Copy Text       

2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c .., 359 character

2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare

1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle

… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”

dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”

hahahaha

Copy Text       

Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai Pyaar .., 156 character

Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori.

Copy Text       

Asqa nu net di speed mardi, Kalli kudi nu mun.., 199 character

Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.

Copy Text       

Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho te t.., 213 character

Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!

Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave..

Copy Text       

Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna sadaa hassa.., 524 character

Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi…

Copy Text       

PYAR .. Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?

.., 371 character

PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?

Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?

Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?

Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?

Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?

Copy Text       

Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in.., 166 character

Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!!

Copy Text