Punjabi SMS page 4

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Menu mili judai ta main ki kara, Na menu maho.., 138 character

Menu mili judai ta main ki kara,
Na menu mahobaat ras ayi ta main ki kara,
Na menu umeed hun jeun di,
Je maut bhi na aayi ta main ki kara.

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Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia .., 162 character

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni,
Customer care nal kaam chalaunde rehan.

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Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar te jatave na.. Sanu.., 145 character

Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar te jatave na..
Sanu hove dard te oh seh pave na..
Jad ve mile japfi pake mile..
Avein beganiya de wangu hath milave na.

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Wife: Main chali apne peke aaj ton baad kade .., 147 character

Wife: Main chali apne peke aaj ton baad kade vapis ni aona.

Husband: Lun te vajj.

Wife: Bas aahi teriyan mithiyan gallan menu jaan ni dendiya..

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London School of Business Professor to Santa .., 266 character

London School of Business Professor to Santa Singh:
‘Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past’
Please explain it’s meaning with an example.

Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..!
Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!

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Ek kudi nu green suit ch dekh ke munda Bolia:.., 161 character

Ek kudi nu green suit ch dekh ke munda Bolia:
Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rahi aa.

kudi- Veerey, Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda..
Hari Kyu na Rahungi..

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Punjab Roadways Bus Conductor: Haan ji, PICHH.., 118 character

Punjab Roadways Bus Conductor:
Haan ji, PICHHE ticket le li sabh ne…?

Santa:
Nahi ji, halley HAATH wich hai ..

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Wife: Jey main mar gayi ta kinney Dina baad v.., 169 character

Wife: Jey main mar gayi ta kinney
Dina baad vyaah Dubara karo ge?

Husband: Mehngai da Zamana hai
koshish to Ehi karanga ke
Chauthey de naal hi reception adjust ho jaye

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Agar Computer System Punjabi main hota to kuc.., 281 character

Agar Computer System Punjabi main hota to kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES ke naam iss prakaar hote:
Welcome: Jee ayaa nu.
Ok: Ahoo.
Insert: Paao.
Send: Sutto.
Download: Thalle laao.
Delete: Mitti paao.
Search: Labbo.
Run: Nasso.
Syntax Error: Durr fitte moo.
Ctrl+Alt+Del: Sayaapa hi Mukaoo.

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Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz! Hi.., 252 character

Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz!
Hindu: jaanu priya Utho Swera Ho gaya.
Muslim: Beghum Utho Chand Dhal Gaya hai.
Christian: Darling Get Up Its Dawn.
But
Punjabi: Utho Soniyo Tatti Shatti Nai Karni raat de padd maar maar nakk saad ditte je..!!

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