Proud to Be an Indian
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it which resulted in empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in India
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away!
What A Smart Nation !!
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Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
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Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!
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Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
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Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
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Curvey truth –
“True people take help of lieness to tell the truth,
& Politicians take help of truth to tell the lie.”
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Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.
Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.
Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.
After half time
Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?
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1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
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Government says.
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
But
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
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Mayawati was talking about Family-
Planing & Birth control in Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said:
Hey babe When U can’t Play the Game,
Don’t make Rules fro Champions!
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Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles,
others their principles for
the sake of their party.
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