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Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sa.., 145 character

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :

Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.

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Dear Deepika.. U went to Yuvraj, his form dro.., 168 character

Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

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*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuc.., 139 character

*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!

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Santa Newspaper padh raha tha. Banta: Koi Nay.., 169 character

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi ghar aaya to dekha Na .., 158 character

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!

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Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai? India mein Cor.., 112 character

Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!

Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!

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This message is for adults only.. Plz read on.., 151 character

This message is for adults only..
Plz read only if you are above 18…
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Elections are coming
Plz VOTE…!!

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Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI Yeh Anna hazare be .., 229 character

Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke a.., 242 character

Lalu to Rabri:
Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,
toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare,
aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

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Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Ins.., 159 character

Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!

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