Phoola.., 157 character
Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki
Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi
aur
Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai
MERA BHARAT MAHAN
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Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?
BJP: AAP will lose.
AAP: Definitely we will win.
Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?
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To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM,
Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.
Why?
Because 1 MB = 1024 KB.
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Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….
Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI
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After Coffee with Karan,
Star World is planning for:
Tea with Modi,
Cerelac with Rahul
and
Cough Syrup with Kejriwal.
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Plz sab se pehle mobile .., 113 character
Dear Modi Ji..
Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.
Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..
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After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind
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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.
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Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga!
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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!
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