Politics SMS page 1

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Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki

Phoola.., 157 character

Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki

Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi

aur

Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai

MERA BHARAT MAHAN

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Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?

.., 144 character

Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?

BJP: AAP will lose.

AAP: Definitely we will win.

Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?

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To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM, Congress s.., 124 character

To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM,
Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.

Why?

Because 1 MB = 1024 KB.

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Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 m.., 150 character

Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….

Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI

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After Coffee with Karan, Star World is planni.., 117 character

After Coffee with Karan,
Star World is planning for:
Tea with Modi,
Cerelac with Rahul
and
Cough Syrup with Kejriwal.

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Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile .., 113 character

Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.

Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..

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After Coffee with karan star world is plannin.., 136 character

After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind

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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

.., 137 character

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.

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Modi ji sirf acche din denge.. . . . . . Acch.., 79 character

Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga!

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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur m.., 137 character

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,

kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!

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