Mehnat se.., 153 character
Boss to worker: Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu..
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.
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Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon
Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe!
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Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, muh waisa hi hai kutte !!
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Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,.., 140 character
GOLDEN WORDS:
Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata..
Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!
– William Kaamchor
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Frustrated Employee
Boss: kaha gaye the
Employee: bal katwane
Boss: Office hours me?
Employee: bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!
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Interviewer: Why .., 160 character
Heights of Feka-Feki:
Interviewer: Why Did U Leave Ur Last job?
Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice &
Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!
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Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’
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A Business.., 222 character
Excellent Inspiring Message:
A Businessman who lost everything in a fire
placed a Sign Board:
Everything burnt but luckily
faith & confidence
undamaged.
Business starts tomorrow.
BEST MSG
Superb Attitude for Life!
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A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.
Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot
Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.
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Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,
always remember
you can also do it the day after tomorrow..
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Be lazy, Think crazy.
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U May Be Busy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur’s
Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.
Missing u
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