Munna bhai & circuit’s funda of life
Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…
Munnabhai: Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit: Arey simple hai bhai.. is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
Munna: Yaar Circuit, ye Gandhiji Har note me haste kue rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga…
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai, Love Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka…
DEAR SISTER
I LOVE U
Tumara MUNNA BHAI
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH
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Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night
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Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zindgi me sabko hansana,
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana ,
Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana,
“THOK DENGE SAALE KO”
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?
Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!!
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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit
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