Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
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Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com
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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’
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Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
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Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai.
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Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.
Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!
Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?
Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!
Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!
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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga
‘Dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke..
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
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Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne aap aa jayega!!!
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