Jokes SMS page 6

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Height Of Disappointment For any Man.

H.., 180 character

Height Of Disappointment For any Man.

Husband Enter In A Medical Store To Buy Condoms On Weekend

And Receives SMS From Wife.

‘Ghar Aate Huye Whisper Le Aana..!!’

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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English..., 112 character

Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.

‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’

Student: Vasantpanchmi

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To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM, Congress s.., 124 character

To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM,
Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.

Why?

Because 1 MB = 1024 KB.

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Heard that 15000 CCTV cameras are being insta.., 188 character

Heard that 15000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama’s visit.

This is ridiculous.

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Itane badhe desh ka precedent hai.. Chori Chamari thodhi karega!!!

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Obama- Why did you called me on dry day?? . ..., 111 character

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,  you called me in navaratri…

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The ultimate & the most encouraging lesso.., 152 character

The ultimate & the most encouraging
lesson in English Grammar:-

‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’

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Auto driver ki seat ke piche Bahut mast lines.., 182 character

Auto driver ki seat ke piche
Bahut mast lines likhi thi, couples ke liye-
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Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai,

Izzat se baithe
Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.!!

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Obama’s car protection: 3 layer bomb pr.., 184 character

Obama’s car protection:
3 layer bomb protection,
Automatic chemical weapons launcher if bullet touches the car,
Fully Bullet proof..

Apna Car protection:
Limbu – Mirchi!!

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Pati patni so rahe the!! Der raat patni ke mo.., 376 character

Pati patni so rahe the!!
Der raat patni ke mobile ki ghanti baji!!
Pati ne mobile uthaya, itani raat biwi ko kiska message aaya

BEAUTIFUL likha tha

Pati chawk gaya
Patni ko uthaya pucha, ye beautiful kon likh raha hai
Patni bhi pareshan is age me mujhe kaun beautiful bolega phone khinch liya

AUR

Aur kya boli.. chasama lagake dekho..!!

BATTERYFULL.. likha hai..!!

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