Ladkiyo ki problems:
Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat kare to girl says: chipku!!
Kam baat kare to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
Girls ke msg ka reply na do to she says:
ghamndi, attitude hai kafi is ladke me!!
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!!
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At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER
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Pappu: Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
Mam: ha ha puchho..
Pappu: ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi, bich bali chiti bolti hai..
mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti.. to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the!
Mam: 5
Pappu: galat.
Mam: 6
Pappu: phir v galat.
Mam: 7
Pappu:- ye v galat.
Mam (Harker): to tmhi btao.
Pappu: hai to 3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rahi thi.
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao??
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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Our Next Generations Will
Not Be Able To See polar Bears And Tigers!!
To Hum Kya Karein?
Humne Bhi To Dinosaur Nahi Dekhe,
Kabhi Shikayat Ki Kya ??
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Mehnat se.., 153 character
Boss to worker: Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu..
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.
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In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.
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Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The.
OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari ‘SANSKRITI’ Hai.?
BOY: Nahi Uncle, Ye To ‘ANJLI’ Hai,
Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.
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Su.., 283 character
Letter to girlfriend
To,
My dear GF.
Subject: Breakup
Darling,
As u know that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..
Thank you!!
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