Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
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Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
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Every FROG feels the same..
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Khush to bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aaj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
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In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.
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Girl Friend: I want a
‘Blackberry’ or
‘Apple’
on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!
BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..
2 Kilo Leta Aaunga..
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Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..!!
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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,
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loot-loo! loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe MSG karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.
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A boy calls his EX-
Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..
Gal : Awwwww.. even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?
Boy : Ek thi daayan :P:D
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