Husband Wife SMS page 6

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A lawyer came home after having sex in his ca.., 602 character

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u have been screwing ur secretary??

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back.
Bitch, u have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on.
U can now forget about diamond necklace u were asking for.
Wife fell on her knees, crying and trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away with a smile..

Moral :
Cambodia’s national fruit is Banana.
And
India’s national business is Chutiya Banana.

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Bangkok special..

1 baar 1 aadmi BANGKO.., 508 character

Bangkok special..

1 baar 1 aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha..
Uski wife ne.. naa chaahte huye bhi usse
jaane ki permission de di.

Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha..
jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12
condoms ka packet dekar boli..
Isse rakh lo mann ho gaya to.

Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai..
‘waah kya biwi mili hai..’

Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko fir
bulati hai aur kehti hai:
‘Ruko, usme se 2 mujhe de do.. kahi mera mann ho gaya to..’

BC Trip Cancelled..

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Wife drinking WHISKEY, Asked: Tum kaun ho? . .., 165 character

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
Asked: Tum kaun ho?
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai.. Bhaisaab..!!

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Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

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Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

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Answer: ‘W’

It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ‘W’

Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally…

Believe it or not

** WIFE **

and the most dangerous question coming from W (wife) .

Woh kaun thi ??

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Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi th.., 396 character

Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Kisse sunati rahi,
Ke, Achanak Jija ne puchha:
Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum dono miyan biwi ki tarah guzaaren.

Sali sharmate hue boli:
Ji, jaise aap ki marzi.

Jija: To chalo phir apni..

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.

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Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se?
Impossible…

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Bahut puraani baat hai.. Ek african apni fami.., 562 character

Bahut puraani baat hai..
Ek african apni family ke sath jungle me hi rahta tha..
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..

1 din jungle me use shisha mila.
Usme khud ko dekh kar smjha ke uske baap ki tasvir hai,
aur wo use apne ghar le gaya aur roz bate karne laga.

Uski biwi ko shak hua,
1 din jab uska pati bahar gaya hua tha to usne shisha bahar nikala
aur apni shakl dekh ke boli :
Accha.. To ye hai wo Kal-muhi jis se mera pati baaten karta hai.

Usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya,
To Saas boli: Chinta mat kar, Shukar mana..
buddhi hai, jaldi hi mar jayegi.

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Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak ch.., 565 character

Bhaiyo pesh hai is saal ka sabse khatarnak chutkula..
Romantic moment..
Beach par newly married joda udaas baitha tha.

Ladke ne us Ladki ko kaha kya bat hai udaas Q ho?
Ladki khamosh rahi..
Ladke se bardasht na hua or kaha koi waja to btao
Ladki door kinaarey par dekhne Lagi or Khamosh rahi

Ladka bola mujh se apna dukh Q chupa rahi ho?
Ladki ne apni palken jhukai or Us ki ankho se Ansu nikal gaye.

Ladka tadap utha or bola ab bata do nhi to main jaan de dunga
Ladki ne bheegi palkon ke saath Rait Par Likha
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Paad Maar rahi thi TATTI Nikal aai.

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Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aa.., 171 character

Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai.

Santa, please explain this in English..

Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!!

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Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur b.., 235 character

Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’.

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