Husband Wife SMS page 5

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A couple went to an Art Gallery. There was a .., 201 character

A couple went to an Art Gallery.
There was a picture of a girl covered only by leaves..

Typical Husband was staring at the picture..
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukoge!!??

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Kya aap ki life bahot boring hai?

Agar .., 178 character

Kya aap ki life bahot boring hai?

Agar haan..
to type kijiye

I love U (space) (boyfriend ka naam)

aur

Send kare apne husband ko.

Kasam se life me hungama mach jayega..

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Wife will be Wife

Wife: Apke birthday k.., 190 character

Wife will be Wife

Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..!

Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal to aaya,

Lao dikhao..

Wife: Abhi pehen ke aati hoon.

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Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi..., 330 character

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi.
Itne me uska husband aa gaya aur uske Boyfriends ko peetne laga.

Lady: Maar Saale Ko! Apni Biwi Ghumaate Nahi, Dusre Ki Biwi Ko Ghumaane le aate hai.
Itne me BF ko josh aya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga.
Lady: Maar sale ko!
na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi or ko ghumaane deta hai.

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Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati aur Naukrani me se.., 491 character

Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati aur Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.

Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
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Sex k baad wife boli – Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
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watchman Bola – Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral- zyada smart bnne wala aese hi ch*d jaate hai

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Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar.. JAN GAN MAN g.., 164 character

Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar..
JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.

Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?
Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon,
iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!

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Ekdum latest: If you steal another Woman̵.., 145 character

Ekdum latest:
If you steal another Woman’s Husband, it is Rude 

But 

if you steal her Maid…

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it is UNFORGIVABLE.

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Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se SEX karte hu.., 216 character

Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai.

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Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi, Sham.., 175 character

Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,

‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’

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Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye .., 1020 character

Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye.

Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum pee ke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya.. WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye.

Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se.. Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi.. Aaj Office mai work load tha.. bahut tension thi.. isliye

Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi..to khushi ke mauke pe to.. samajh gayi na.

Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm.. Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di.. maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi.

Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..?
Husband : AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARJI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA..??

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