Husband Wife SMS page 4

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Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apn.., 197 character

Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna
gussa kispe nikaalti ho?

Wife: toilet saaf kar ke .

Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?

Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.

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Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur muz.., 163 character

Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur
muze ulta jawab nahi dega,
usko main Gift dungi..
Children: Lo kar lo baat is tarah to..
saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge!!

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Wife: I hate that beggar. Husband: Why ? Wife.., 119 character

Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!

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Dharam Pita.. not real father.

Dharam .., 245 character

Dharam Pita.. not real father.

Dharam Maa.. not real mother.

Dharam Putra.. not real son.

Dharam Bhai.. not real brother.

Dharam Behan.. not real Sister.

But &
Why this zabardast mistake happened
Dharam-PATNI.. MEANS REAL WIFE.

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PATI: Are sunti ho! Seene ke safed baal dikha.., 157 character

PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !

PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata..

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Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga k.., 138 character

Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki
mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa: Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.., 183 character

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor: Ye potty nahi halwa hai.
Biwi: ek phone karlu??
Doctor: kyon?
Biwi: Unko batana hai ki..
potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai..!!

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Wife: Tum saari dunya mein bhi dhoondo to bhi.., 167 character

Wife: Tum saari dunya mein bhi dhoondo
to bhi mujh jaisi doosri nahi milegi.
Husband: Tum kya samjhti ho..
Mein doosri bhi tum jaisi hi dhoondoon ga..!!
Hadd Ho Gayi..

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Wife: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar.., 170 character

Wife: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se
jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!
Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal
inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa tha!

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