Husband Wife SMS page 39

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Marriage: It’s an agreemen.., 129 character

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Wife: Darling today is our anniv.., 132 character

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Husband sitting near to his wife.., 289 character

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband: please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No, please. No, please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident,

Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…

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Husband asks, Do you know the me.., 179 character

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means – With Idiot for Ever

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Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur m.., 190 character

Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

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MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for.., 127 character

MAN to santa: I got a
BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa: WOW! that”s an
UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.

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santa: “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie w.., 201 character

santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”

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womens r like internet virus 1st.., 192 character

womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. .., 124 character

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment

Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

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