Husband Wife SMS page 3

140 char,    160 char,    All length

Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi .., 141 character

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Copy Text       

Punch Of The Day Once A Man Asked God Why all.., 185 character

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

Copy Text       

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag r.., 135 character

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right.

Copy Text       

Never make a women cry…

There is .., 482 character

Never make a women cry…

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….

When a single drop comes out,
it 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..

Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…

finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…

This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000!!

Copy Text       

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon, Par.., 157 character

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.

Copy Text       

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new.., 198 character

A husband and wife are trying to
set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, Mypenis, and
the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says,
Error. Not long enough.

Copy Text       

Wife: How would you describe me? Husband: ABC.., 243 character

Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I’m just kidding!

Copy Text       

Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati: .., 136 character

Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati:
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
.
.
Pati: Bandh tha kya ??

Copy Text       

Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke.. .., 387 character

Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke..
Main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega?
Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga.
Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya..
Haan accha lagega
Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Finally..
Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN
kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhi.

Copy Text       

Husband: (Calls up Hotel Manager from Room) P.., 293 character

Husband: (Calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast,
I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.
Husband: Arre Kameene! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue.

Copy Text       
1 2 3 4 5 > Last