Husband Wife SMS page 2

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Ek bar ek newly married couple honeymoon ke l.., 346 character

Ek bar ek newly married couple honeymoon ke liye train mein safar kar rahe thhe

Bich mein ek lambhi andheri surang aayi.

kuch der baad jab train surang se bahar aayi
To pati ne patni se kaha:
Agar mujhko pehle pata hota
ki surang itni lambi hogi
to main tujhse chumma chaati kar leta!!

Patni hairan hokar boli:
Hai ram to fir vo kaun thha??

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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a hea.., 166 character

Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a heart attack

Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password

Hubby: Its okay, I’m good …!!
Men will be men…..

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Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai kal hi me.., 120 character

Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai
kal hi mere ek dost sharab ke nashe me
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Apni hi BiWi ko I LOVE YOU Bol diya!!

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Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga.., 290 character

Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga..
Husband – kitni backward ho tum…
duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rhi ho?? Ye mera TAB le lo….

Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..

Husband Behosh…

Moral- Biwi jo mange.. de do!!

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Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai.. J.., 184 character

Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai..
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta…

Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin…
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

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Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai, magar khushi aa.., 156 character

Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai,
magar khushi aati-jati rehti hai.

Please explain in English

Santa: My wife is with me,
but her sister visits occasionally.

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Die Laughing Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli T.., 210 character

Die Laughing
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola..
‘Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi’
Happy winters..

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How various wifes fight with their respective.., 536 character

How various wifes fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot’s wife:
Zyada udo mat

Teacher’s wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao

Painter’s wife:
Thobda rang dungi

Dhobi’s wife:
Dho dungi

Actor’s wife:
Naatak mat karo

Dentist’s wife:
Daat tod dungi

CA’s wife:
Hisaab se raho

Engineer’s wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect’s wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person’s wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi.

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Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com.., 121 character

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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Wife: Meri sharafat dekho.. Maine tumhe dekhe.., 145 character

Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..

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