At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER
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Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor ke Pass!
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Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
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‘CHHAKKA’
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His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!
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Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?
Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo..
Izzat karo..
Tameez se baat kiya karo..
Yehi kaafi hai..!!
Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi..!!!!!
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Cu.., 138 character
Only a Man understands another Man..
Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch
Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun..
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Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:
Aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.
Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila.
Solid Insult….!!!
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Wife (angrily)- I don’t believe this… u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this..
Husband- how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..
Wife(clear her throat and smile)☺☺ jaanu Sacchi
Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta…warna khatam tha tu aaj..
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Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
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H.., 180 character
Height Of Disappointment For any Man.
Husband Enter In A Medical Store To Buy Condoms On Weekend
And Receives SMS From Wife.
‘Ghar Aate Huye Whisper Le Aana..!!’
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Pati patni so rahe the!!
Der raat patni ke mobile ki ghanti baji!!
Pati ne mobile uthaya, itani raat biwi ko kiska message aaya
BEAUTIFUL likha tha
Pati chawk gaya
Patni ko uthaya pucha, ye beautiful kon likh raha hai
Patni bhi pareshan is age me mujhe kaun beautiful bolega phone khinch liya
AUR
Aur kya boli.. chasama lagake dekho..!!
BATTERYFULL.. likha hai..!!
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