•/• – Sona.., 121 character
When put seat belt on:
•/• – Sonam Kapoor
% – Poonam Pandey
o/o – Sunny Leone
O/O – Ayesh Takia
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Zindagi ki uljhanon ne,
Hamaari sharaaratein kam kar di,
Aur log samajhne lage ki,
Hum samajhdaar ho gaye.
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Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,
Ye Soda Hai Mohabbat Ka,
Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,
Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
Hum Se Dobara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
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Mohabbat woh haseen
Gunaah hain,
Jise har insaan khushi
Khushi karta hain . .
Par
Mohabbat mein
Intezaar wo saza hai.
Jo sirf wohi karta hai . .
Jo such mein
Mohabbat karta hai.
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Abhi domino’s pizza se call aayi thi
ki aap bahut dino se aaye nahi..
Saalon ko bahut sunaya..
Haramkhoro ne poori navrartri..
ek se ek pizza ki photo bheji mail box me..!!
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Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki
main romantic ho Jaun…
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Maine apna memory card he de diya..!!!
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2nd Oct is ‘Dry Day’ in India..
Now it is also cleaning
‘Swacch Bharat Day’ as well..
So now it will be called..
Dry Cleaning Day
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Kon kehta hai,
Sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota hai..
Kambakht…
Darvaze me ungli aa jaye to bhi jaan nikal jati hai
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Teacher: Iska arth (meaning) bataiye..
‘Blue eyes hypnotyes teri kardi..
hai mainu, i swear chhoti dress me bomb lagdi mainu..’
Student: Prasang me ye panktiya hamari pathya pustak
‘Yo Yo Honey Singh’ me sankalit kavita
‘BlueEyes’ se li gayi hai..
Jiske rachaita ‘Shree Yo Yo Honey Singh ji’ hai..
Iska arth yah hai ki kavi kehna chahate hai..
Hey Balika..!
Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki…
Tu in chhoti vastuo mein Visphotak samagri
ke samaan lagti hai….!!!
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Order !
Order !
Order !
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Tamam sabuton aur gawahon ko Mad-de-nazar rakhte huye ye adaalat..
Aap ko dafa 23/10/2014 ke tahat
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15 din pehlay
*Happy Diwali*
Kehte huye saal bhar khush rehne ki dua deti hai…
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