Ladkiyo ki problems:
Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat kare to girl says: chipku!!
Kam baat kare to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
Girls ke msg ka reply na do to she says:
ghamndi, attitude hai kafi is ladke me!!
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Khush raho
Is liye nahi ke Aap khush rehna chahte hain
Bal ke
Is liye k jo log Ap ko khush daikna nahi chahty
Unko Aag lag jaye.
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Jab aap kisi cheez ko puri shiddhat se,
paane ki koshish karte hai…
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Wo cheez kuch jyada hi attitude dikhane lagti hai..!!
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao??
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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Our Next Generations Will
Not Be Able To See polar Bears And Tigers!!
To Hum Kya Karein?
Humne Bhi To Dinosaur Nahi Dekhe,
Kabhi Shikayat Ki Kya ??
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In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.
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Su.., 283 character
Letter to girlfriend
To,
My dear GF.
Subject: Breakup
Darling,
As u know that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..
Thank you!!
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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..
1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..
(to phir kya umeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha ??)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai)
5) Im very selfish na..
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)
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Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Saato Rang Ho,
Baago Me Phoolon Ki Khusboo Sang Ho..
Aap Jab Bhi Khole Apni Palken,
Aapke Chehre Pe Holi Ka Rang Ho!
**HAPPY HOLI**
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Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!
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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!
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