Ladkiyo ki problems:
Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat kare to girl says: chipku!!
Kam baat kare to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
Girls ke msg ka reply na do to she says:
ghamndi, attitude hai kafi is ladke me!!
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!!
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Last night my boyfriend
and I got into a fight.
I told him to get what’s his and leave.
He picked me up and walked out the door.
I really love him 😊 😊
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Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The.
OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari ‘SANSKRITI’ Hai.?
BOY: Nahi Uncle, Ye To ‘ANJLI’ Hai,
Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.
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Letter to girlfriend
To,
My dear GF.
Subject: Breakup
Darling,
As u know that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..
Thank you!!
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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..
1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..
(to phir kya umeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha ??)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai)
5) Im very selfish na..
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)
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Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!
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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!
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Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
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Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..
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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
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GF: Kya Soch rahe ho!!
BF: Valentines Day ka program..
GF: Kya socha!!
BF: Tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana hai .
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