Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
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Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
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Every FROG feels the same..
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
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Kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya
Wah wah
Kinna sona tenu rab ne bnaya..
Wah Wah
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Mene tenu 20 din pehle ‘APRIL FOOL’ banaya!
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Khush to bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aaj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
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Ladkiyo ki problems:
Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat kare to girl says: chipku!!
Kam baat kare to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
Girls ke msg ka reply na do to she says:
ghamndi, attitude hai kafi is ladke me!!
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!!
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At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER
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Pappu: Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
Mam: ha ha puchho..
Pappu: ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi, bich bali chiti bolti hai..
mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti.. to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the!
Mam: 5
Pappu: galat.
Mam: 6
Pappu: phir v galat.
Mam: 7
Pappu:- ye v galat.
Mam (Harker): to tmhi btao.
Pappu: hai to 3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rahi thi.
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao??
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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