VERY HEART TOUCHING.
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An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.
Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.
Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON’T my children ever call me?
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Beautiful lines :
Mother sitting in a sad mood
Child- Mom, you are the 2nd most beautiful woman in this world…
Mother- Who is the 1st?
Child- it’s also U but when u smile !!
and she smiled…!!
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Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:
Aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.
Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila.
Solid Insult….!!!
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World’s shortest joke:-
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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
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Ladkon ne jhukkar badon ke pair chhune ki
parampara ko aaj bhi jeevit rakha hai..!!
Kyonki..
Namaste kahne ke liye munh me bhara Gutkha kaun thuke!!
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Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko
24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk..!!
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Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
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Maa: Beta agar meri aankhein kharaab ho jayein to tum kya karoge??
Beta: Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga, wahan ilaaz karwaonga.
Maa: Ager fir bhi theek na hui toh?
Beta: Maa main paise kharch kerunga tumhai Bahar videsh le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga…
Maa has padi
Beta: Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Bachhe, Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi…
Plz take care of your Mother..
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Phool kabhi dobara nahi khilte,
Janam kabhi dobara nahin milte,
Milte hain log hajaron par,
Hazaron galtiyan maaf karne wale Maa-Baap
Dobara nahi milte…
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Mummy me aaj raat ko susu karne
gaya to pata hai.. kya huwa?
Mom: kya hua beta
Child: mom, maine jaise hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na…
To light apne aap chalu ho gai…
thandi hawa aane lagi..
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Mom: Kamine..
Tu aaj Firr Freez me moot ke aaya haram khoor ..
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