Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!!
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Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..
Tum kitney saal ke ho?
Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.
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Facebook pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
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Sabse zyada commnts hum Indians ke hi hote hain..!!
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Dosti Ki Raho Main Kabhi Akelapan Na Mile,
Aai Dost Zindagi Main Tumhe Kabhi Gum Na Mile,
Dua Karte Hai Hum Khuda Se,
Tuhme Jo Bhi Dost Mile Hum Se Kam Na Mile.
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Dear fb girls Apse se ek request hai
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Apni ID and PASSWORD apney BF ko nahi bataya karo
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Wo hum shareef baccho ke msgs padhkar..
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Hume BLOCK kar dete hai.
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Old Generation: Neki kar, Dariya mein daal
New Generation: Kuch bhi kar, Facebook &, Watsapp pe daal.
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Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
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Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’.
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Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe.. Numbers Exchange hue.. PHIR..
Girl: Hello darling kya Kar rahe ho..??
Boy: Shave kar raha Hoon..
Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho..
Din mein kitni baar shave karte ho..??
Boy: 30/40 Baar..
Girl: Tum Pagal ho..??
Boy: Nahi Jaanu main ‘HAJJAAM’ hoon..
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Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:-
Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari!
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari!
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari!
Girl: Married Hoon Main!
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.
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