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Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath, room me k.., 203 character

Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

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Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 m.., 481 character

Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.

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Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha m.., 296 character

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.

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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha.., 145 character

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,

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80% of the Ques. in the exams are based on th.., 142 character

80% of the Ques. in the exams are based on the
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One lecture u missed and the topics u dont covered for the exams.

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Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile, ye ak.., 157 character

Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.

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Confidence and Hard-work is the best medicine.., 134 character

Confidence and Hard-work is the best medicine to kill the disease called failure.
It will make u a successful person.
BY
ABDUL KALAAM.

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Syllabus- 80GB We study- 80MB Retains in mind.., 143 character

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0.., 414 character

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

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