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Different age groups:

1st to 3rd class:.., 397 character

Different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??

And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!

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EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos k.., 156 character

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Ex.., 137 character

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

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In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is an.., 163 character

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola: University.., 399 character

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

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Height of technology: A stunt writes all Ans .., 148 character

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

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Waqt bhi sikhata hai, aur teacher bhi.. Par d.., 143 character

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

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Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke .., 142 character

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

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Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu.., 125 character

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

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US Dollor is increased to 56/- Petrol is incr.., 146 character

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

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