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Attitude Statement of Student In Exam
I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100..!!!
I Solved All 150 and wrote – CHECK ANY 100!!! :-p
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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.
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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam..
Question: What is an Array, Explain with example.
Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
For example..
ARRAY o behan k l*de idhar aa.
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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai…
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai!
Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai..
‘Mood’
Salaa banta hi nahi.
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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
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SINGHAM Effect:-
Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chhya gaavat, fail ho gaya.
Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.
Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata maaji satakli re.
Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
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Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :P:D
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After Result.. Girls Reaction.
Girl1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%.
Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve): 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve): Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.
Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve): Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?
After Result… Boys Reaction.
Boy1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
Boy2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha
Boy3: Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.
Boy4: Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_
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Life of the college student,
wallet hai paise nahi,
lecturer hai attendence nahi,
cell hai balance nahi,
frnds hai girl friend nahi,
exam hai tension nahi,
padhna hai mood nahi.
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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
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