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Aap ko kya bimari hai? Mariz: pehle aap waada.., 311 character

Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di..

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..

Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..???

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A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai..!! A.., 172 character

A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai..!!
Aa jaao, Aish karenge!!!

Boy (shocked): Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry! Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya!

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Lady: Im s3xually harassed at office! Friend:.., 181 character

Lady: Im s3xually harassed at office!
Friend: What happened?
Lady: A Man keeps saying your hair smells nice.
Friend: So whats wrong in that?
Lady: He’s only 3 feet tall!! Lolz

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Thought:

Whenever in life you are loos.., 124 character

Thought:

Whenever in life you are loosing self control.
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Just think about Sunny Leone’s cameraman.

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Girl: Mujhe dard ho raha hai. Boy: Rum 10 tak.., 154 character

Girl: Mujhe dard ho raha hai.
Boy: Rum 10 tak gino main nikal lunga.
Girl: ok

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9,8,1,2 ,2 or 2 or 2 or 2

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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Just type ‘kya karu’ in Google se.., 140 character

Just type ‘kya karu’ in Google search bar,

Press Enter and see what u get..

You will die laughing by reading the first line.

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Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao, Boy- My pe.., 139 character

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???

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