In a hospital ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am
Doctors thought it is something super natural
Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause
Next sunday, at 10 AM, all doctors & nurses stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???
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Then suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!
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Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di..
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I was in 12th She.., 477 character
LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me
I got MBBS
She got BCOM
I was doing MBBS
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married
I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna.
kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.
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Ek Pagal roz kehta:
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga..
Gulel banaunga,. Kabutar marunga..
6 month ke ilaaj ke baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?
Pagal: Shaadi!
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag raat
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski sari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Pagalhir bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir???
Pagal: phir kya! Bra ki elastic se..
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga!
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Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le..
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Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Lady- saal me ek bar.
Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.
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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
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