Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
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I.., 154 character
Attitude Statement of Student In Exam
I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100..!!!
I Solved All 150 and wrote – CHECK ANY 100!!! :-p
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Pappu: Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
Mam: ha ha puchho..
Pappu: ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi, bich bali chiti bolti hai..
mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti.. to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the!
Mam: 5
Pappu: galat.
Mam: 6
Pappu: phir v galat.
Mam: 7
Pappu:- ye v galat.
Mam (Harker): to tmhi btao.
Pappu: hai to 3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rahi thi.
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao??
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.
‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’
Student: Vasantpanchmi
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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K.., 180 character
Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp to study.
Kalaam used candle to study.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But
Do u knw about ‘Me’??
Only Agarbatti..!!
(Bhagwan Bharose)
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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
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Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
Par padhaai nahi hoti.
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Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.
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