work quotes page 5

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, 73 character

Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

      

, 74 character

It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.

      

, 99 character

It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more.

      

, 59 character

Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.

      

, 79 character

There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean.

      

, 79 character

If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English...

      

, 111 character

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday – eight hours.

      

, 75 character

Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

      

, 96 character

If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.

      

, 49 character

When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.

      
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