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, 86 character

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.


, 84 character

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.


, 65 character

We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.


, 106 character

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.


, 39 character

My job is secure. No one else wants it.


, 51 character

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.


, 73 character

If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.


, 117 character

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".


, 60 character

Being an ugly girl is like being a have to work


, 78 character

Salary is like a period – you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.

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