women quotes page 6

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, 81 character

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

      

, 115 character

A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."

      

, 88 character

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.

      

, 124 character

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

      

, 128 character

Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

      

, 77 character

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

      

, 69 character

Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.

      

, 95 character

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

      

, 99 character

Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.

      

, 67 character

Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.