women quotes page 5

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, 96 character

Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier.

      

, 73 character

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.

      

, 84 character

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

      

, 154 character

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

      

, 34 character

You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

      

, 134 character

Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.

      

, 81 character

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

      

, 72 character

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

      

, 59 character

How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.

      

, 43 character

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.