women quotes page 4

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, 73 character

Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy.


, 86 character

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?


, 113 character

You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.


, 53 character

If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut


, 55 character

Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.


, 67 character

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.


, 58 character

You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!


, 58 character

Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time.


, 122 character

If a woman has fallen – an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her.


, 53 character

Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.

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