women quotes page 3

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, 127 character

I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.

      

, 107 character

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist

      

, 96 character

My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."

      

, 74 character

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.

      

, 148 character

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

      

, 60 character

Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work

      

, 96 character

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

      

, 59 character

The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.

      

, 60 character

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

      

, 78 character

Salary is like a period – you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.

      
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