women quotes page 27

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, 111 character

Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

      

, 51 character

Women were born to WOO MEN but why do they WOE MEN?

      

, 23 character

She's as smart as bait.

      

, 53 character

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

      

, 79 character

Some people prefer their women young and tender; I prefer mine ten and younger.

      

, 67 character

In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won.