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, 63 character

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.


, 98 character

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.


, 77 character

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.


, 108 character

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.


, 137 character

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'


, 93 character

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.


, 107 character

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.


, 101 character

Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.


, 75 character

Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.


, 84 character

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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