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, 109 character

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts


, 30 character

Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.


, 70 character

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


, 81 character

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.


, 75 character

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.


, 108 character

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


, 51 character

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


, 75 character

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.


, 106 character

Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.


, 70 character

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

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