When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.
My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.