valentines quotes page 2

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, 73 character

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.


, 78 character

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!


, 76 character

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.


, 59 character

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.


, 70 character

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!


, 38 character

I didn't know angels could fly so low.


, 78 character

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?


, 99 character

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.


, 120 character

No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.


, 64 character

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

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