valentines quotes page 1

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, 63 character

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.


, 72 character

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"


, 61 character

What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!


, 77 character

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!


, 65 character

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.


, 63 character

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.


, 75 character

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.


, 134 character

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'


, 91 character

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!


, 125 character

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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