What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.
And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?